Last night, as I was walking up the steps into my apartment (outside steps), I heard this really loud noise and wondered what it was. It sounded like a helicopter but really close to me, I heard this Wooosh Wooosh Woosh Woosh and then my hair goes flying!!! Luckily I was too tired from the long day to turn around and look to see where this sound was coming from…This huge DUCK was flying Right at me! That would have scared me to death to see him and I probably would have fell up or down the steps trying to get away. My husband was right in front of me and turned around to see what it was. he thought it was going to hit me square in the head! But luckily he just grazed me. He was trying to get on top of the roof, and I was in his way apparently! He could’nt get his fat ass up high enough to get around me. He almost took my head off!! I felt Elaine in the Seinfeld episode where her ex calls her big head and then she gets hit by a bird! “He flew right into your head. Like he couldn’t avoid it.” The funniest part was that neighbors were outside, they were standing in the parking lot and witnessed the whole event!
PS It’s still FRREEEZZZING!!! And why did the weather channel say that the low was going to be 56 if on the same screen it said, current temp 51… um I’m not a meterologist or anything but even I can tell there is something wrong with that forcast! 
that’s kind of hilarious
This is a funny story and beleive it or not I have on like it. Me, Ang, Jenni and Jayden were walking back from the playground at Chase Run and this stupid bird kept flying right at my head. It flew at me four or five times and I kept having to duck so it didn’t hit me right in the face. Then it flies at my face again, but this time after it flies by I feel something warm on my head. THATS RIGHT….the damn bird shit on my head!!! I started screaming and Jayden started crying because I scared him. I couldn’t pick him up and make him feel better because I had bird shit dripping from my head!!! Of course Ang and Jenni were laughing so hard they couldn’t do anything! I took a shower after that and washed my hair three times and then I kept thinking about it all day so I took another shower that night and washed it a few more times!!! So, the moral of my story is be glad all the duck did was fly by you and kept all bodily functions to itself!!!!
OMG Jen, I’m sorry but that is hilarious! SUCKS it happened to you, but you have to admit if it had happened to Ang or Jenni you would be laughing hysterically too! wow, that bird did Not like you at all! I am super glad nothing like that happened to me, i will be thankful for that!!
Thanks for sharing your story!!